(Source: boymofos, via keepmealone)
lol “make-up person.. make-up person”
the worst thing about slowly getting fat is that you slowly get to see your knob disappear from your body
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
mother of god
(via fuckyoumayaangelou)
so i was driving the other day and you know those mormans that dresses up and ride bikes and go door to door giving their talks. well two of them were on their bikes while i was driving and i find it just too cute and adorable how one goes in front of the other and the other following right behind and if the front one goes too fast will slow down and look back and wait for the back one to catch up lol