February 2012
last night i dreamt that i spent a whole day trying out/eating different kinds/flavors of pot noodles
superbowl didnt end in overtime = papa johns wont be giving out free pizza = super duper sad right now = :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’( :’(
charles barkely’s weight watchers commercial is simply faultless and priceless
currently googling ‘how to make friends’
and seeing how lame some of the tips are
January 2012
the worst thing about slowly getting fat is that you slowly get to see your knob disappear from your body