the worst thing about slowly getting fat is that you slowly get to see your knob disappear from your body
so i was driving the other day and you know those mormans that dresses up and ride bikes and go door to door giving their talks. well two of them were on their bikes while i was driving and i find it just too cute and adorable how one goes in front of the other and the other following right behind and if the front one goes too fast will slow down and look back and wait for the back one to catch up...
went to the dollar store to get some super glue cause im too cheap to get it elsewhere and it wasnt there :( but then i saw a plush doll thats a cute shade of blue thats a bear on its knees in praying mode and if you press its tummy a prayer starts playing. was gonna get it but then the prayer thing would annoy me when it starts playing accidentally but ugh it was cute. thought it was in blowjob...
the exploding churros lawsuit won!!!! lol
off to buy super glue so i can super glue a button that fell off.. those snap buttons and not the needle and thread type ===== superglue »» duct tape
all im looking forward to in 2012 is watching titanic in 3d in the theaters multiple times with tissues in hand and hopefully someone will come up and give me a hug and then we go for coffee and then we go on a date to the theaters and watch titanic 3d all over again.
little kitty whore slut
made my day news of the day
Super Bowl, Super Offer: Papa John’s to Give America Free Pizza If Super Bowl XLV Goes into Overtime http://ir.papajohns.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=545166
piers morgan is absolutely livid with rage right now lol
wow first epl game to air on network television ever right now on fox with arsenal v manu :O
best austrailian award goes to darren cahil. made on air bet while commentating on who will win next point, lost and did 50 pushups while on air with camera ditching the game for him